NO

SOMEONE DISTRACT BIEBER

I KNOW! Maybe this is why he got those dumb tattoos - so people would stop calling him Ellen.

Excellent point.

Agreed, she did a bangup job with that thing.

Just for comparison, I’d love to see a few of the descriptions of men. How many of them are, like, “ruggedly handsome”?

This is a pretty conservative book, for what that’s worth. I feel like the general message is “Drugs and sex are bad, and they do bad things to bad people.”

He wouldn’t bother to deny it if it wasn’t definitely true. Liam Neeson and Kristen Stewart are definitely making out all the time.

I have scuba doven with these manatees in this spring!

worst twist ending ever

You’re just naming movies those people have been in! That’s not how the game goes!

Isn’t this a plot point from Infinite Jest? Was that hamsters? Either way, send me all your dogbunnies.

this is exactly like my life, except replace all of the words with “whatever the fuck I want.”

ZeFrank is the winner! Thank you!

Man, I spent like a solid year just smoking weed and watching Planet Earth. Good times. Sometimes I bust out some “oh, that’s the only venomous mammal right there” shit on my wife and she’s like how do you know that? and I’m like, I told you I used to smoke dope.

I read the whole thing! HOLY SHIT!

I’d like to say “Maybe they took Lysistrata literally” but that’s probably not it.

This is so confusing to me, because whatever it’s about is dumb and yet it’s so much fun to say “Manosphere.”

I don’t care what nimrod political views anyone has - if the product is dildo nunchuks they’re all right with me.

THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE DILDOS