And yet it’s perfectly fine for police to prominently display the thin blue line flag, a bastardization of the American flag(!), that has come to symbolize white supremacy and the “Us vs. Them” attitude most of them take on when dealing with the citizens they’ve sworn to serve and protect.

Everything you said was said about Trump and why he’d never become president.

Imagine if Alabama’s lawmakers cared about combatting racism as much as they cared about protecting their treason participation trophies.

It’s almost as if another major super power wanted Trump to create this chaos and Trump was beholden to the leader of that other super power.

“Maybe firing rubber bullets at thieves stealing from and destroying stores and burning buildings might be more accurate.”

I always enjoy when the “he tells it like it is” people continually have to explain what he ACTUALLY meant.

This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…

I’m pretty sure Kinja getting Covid would qualify as a mercy killing.

In case you actually want to try the game: https://apl.wisc.edu/covid

Accredited zoos cant be for profit. Accredited zoos are great and do tons of good educational and conservation work (LA Zoo, San Diego Zoo, etc). Non-accredited zoos are bad and should be closed with their animals being released or, if that’s not possible, going to accredited zoos.

THat owuld be the case if it were “a small fee.” But it’s not. It’s up to 30%. If oyu call restaurant using the Grubhub created phone number, it’s still a charge of up to $8 on single order.

Keep ordering from your favorite restaurants, and call them directly. Don’t use an app. And when calling them, check the actual restaurant website for their phone number. Google searches can lead you to a Grubhub or other app generated phone number that hits the restaurant with a fee.

“A couple of weeks” is always his go-to timetable when he’s lying about something. “We’ll be prosecuting Hillary soon, probably in a few weeks”...”I’m looking into Obamagate and we should know more in a couple of weeks”. He does it every time.

If you can’t get reception your cable provider is required by law to provide “Antenna Service” for about 5 bucks. They will not advertise it and sometimes pretend it doesn’t exist.

It exists and it’s required by the FCC so push for it and demand a supervisor if they don’t provide.  I trust you have tried using HD…

“The people who want to see things open back up now are not and face personal economic disaster if this goes on past the end of May.”

It’s their participation trophy.

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Jodie Sweetin has magnificent breasts.
There, that degenerate enough for ya?

She should be doing shut ups instead of pull ups.

and then change the text on the Strategic National Stockpile website to be in line with the bullshit that they’re claiming.