Butter Dish Energy

They do not need snows in suburban Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. AWD would more than handle the problem, and honestly they’d be fine with good all-seasons on a carefully-driven FWD vehicle.

Starred for the dog alone. 

Starred for the dog alone. 

Good list, a set of down booties is one of my favorite purchases. I bought them on a lark, figuring I’d never use them, but I wear the damn things all over the place.

Good list, a set of down booties is one of my favorite purchases. I bought them on a lark, figuring I’d never use…

People shouldn’t be able to get into high horsepower cars so easily and cheaply.

How do you think this guy feels?

I love sassy Venn diagrams.

He did not know when to walk away.

If he were president/dictator of any other country there would be a regular Daily Show segment on how hilarious this is, called “It’s funny because it isn’t happening to us” 

These are so utterly unremarkable and forgettable. I’ve been in the back of one that an instructor was hooning around the track in Pontiac and appreciate the capabilities but I have trouble telling this from a Malibu. Same happened with the GTO/G8. If you are going to build a bad ass performance car can you make it…

did a sneaker write this

Regulations are for business that aren’t trendy!

It’s no longer the Can Opener, it’s more of just a Truck Zester. It takes off just enough that if you made a LaCroix flavor with it, people would say “This tastes like shit...and a little truck.”

Someone in planning was lied to about how big 8" actually is.

I couldn’t agree more but would you mind helping me work through the details? Since there are no shortage of murderous regimes around the globe, shall we just start assassinating people in all of those countries too? Should we just stop at one? How do we decide who gets it first? Should Saudi Arabia be next? It’s…

I saw the usual “Tom Hanks WOKE HOLLYWOOD LIB can’t handle teh truth!11!11!” when I just decided to interpret it as being fed up of Ricky Gervais doing his “I’m so edgy and I say shocking things and they can’t handle me and I’ll never host again...please please hire me for the 6th time, please?” routine yet again.

At a certain point, you are what you pretend to be.

*posts shitty, stupid comment*