Sorry you feel left out, I guess?

Sorry you feel left out, I guess?

They already taste like ass, so no one would have noticed any difference.

I was looking into a Hue setup for my wife. The actual sunrise alarm clocks won’t work, as I’ve only seen them with a max of 2 alarm times and she has a different wakeup schedule every day.

That makes it easy to grab!

On the one hand, the Timberwolves are butt, and have largely always been butt.

The whole thing?

The whole thing?

So does this qualify as paid protesting?

I bought a different set of reusable squeeze pouches a while back. The prepackaged ones are still easier to take on the go, but we use the reusable ones at home. They pay for themselves very quickly and cut down on how much garbage we throw out.

I bought a different set of reusable squeeze pouches a while back. The prepackaged ones are still easier to take on…

Don’t worry, it’s just season 1!

They're gonna put him in a body bag!

Ehh, I would chalk this up to poor/lazy formatting more than any conspiracy. I consistently notice some items in the upper section are omitted from the bottom section, and vice versa, with no apparent rhyme or reason.

Ehh, I would chalk this up to poor/lazy formatting more than any conspiracy. I consistently notice some items in the…

Submit an op-ed to the Rag!

Submit an op-ed to the Rag!

Per USA Today, the defense attorney filed a document that Mollie Tibbetts’ accused killer is in Iowa legally.

I’ve reached the conclusion that anyone against this movement hates our heroic police officers.

Well, we don’t want the mistake of some bad actors to harm the REST of the team!

To the author and editors: please keep publishing these articles. I know most readers, myself included, come here for poop jokes and seeing what fresh, new way the NFL found to screw up the simplest things, and this won’t get the page views it should.

“OK, stop me if you’ve heard this one before...”

I always chuckle seeing his name written Papa “John” Schnatter.

Forrest Gump has some bizarre scenes that wisely didn’t make it to the movie.

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