Good grief. Raisins in the strudel? Nobody likes those tired-ass grapes

Does playing Top Gun on Nintendo count toward my 1000 hours? I even landed the plane on the aircraft carrier once.

it's funny because he died

I'd totally put one of those in my butt

In the revolving door. Bonus points if you can get the polluted section to stop so it’s in one of those trapped areas between the outside and inside of the building. Give your fart a chance to season for some unlucky person. You did say it was Evil Week, right?