Likewise! I want to offer him something to wipe up all those tears. A quicker picker-upper if you will.

Slapping your face on Darnolds would definitely get you a few sick days

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

The Colts had #1 and #2 overall in 1991.  They picked Steve Emtmann and Quentin Coryatt.  Multiple championships ensued.

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

I have literally never seen anything that Abrams was involved with that I would consider “good” or even anything I would consider “mediocre.”  Almost all of it was overproduced crap.  Like habanero diarrhea. I mean sure, it’s got habaneros in it and that’s intense, but it’s still liquid shit.

Carolina’s Norv Turner-led offense...

Barbaro is rolling over in his Elmer’s bottle. 

I honestly didn’t think you could keep up all those puns furlong. 

I wonder how they could Justfy these actions. I would hope they get more than a Citation from the Secretariat responsible. This type of Assault on horse racing ethics cannot be Affirmed.

Mr. Ped 

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

That’s actually a meat that they sell so there’s no need for an analogy.

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”