Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

Plethora. Too much, eh? (I’m not crazy about myriad, either, as long as we’re talking about excessive ways to say “a bunch.”)

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

misguided youth - i learned it high school it was “Skate *or* Die”.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

I wonder why they gave Brady and Rogers the grace period and not AB? It’s not a race issue is it?

The victory for Sivasspor served as Beşiktaş’ worst opening loss in Turkish Süper Lig history.

“He said, ‘The sheriff is NEAR!’”

Yeah, but at least I admit it. Makes it easier to not be a jerk when people note you’re wrong.

And like Dallas, Brandy’s not gonna get a ring any time soon.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

I’ve always wanted to tell you thanks, but I had to wait for you to say you enjoyed my username.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

And we’re living here in Allentown