Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

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Could the Raptors flip him?

 If I wrote that with my off hand, one of the special needs kids would have gotten the ass beating that I had coming my way.

My grandfather died like that, you insensitive bastard.

For all the talk about concussions in the NFL, I’m starting to think that the real victims of CTE are NBA execs. Don’t these guys know Carmelo Anthony is like the Dwight Howard of basketball?

My turn to put daughter to sleep. Went with an old standby.

All the best at your next jij, Timothy

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

Anyone? No?

You know it’s a been a good night when a large dong elicits a loud shit.

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

So you’re saying this guy could have become president one day?

Nowhere near the ball. That was dirty as hell.

When I was in film school almost 10 years ago I emailed Jim Bouton about seeing if he knew how I could get my hands on the scripts or tapes of the “Ball Four” TV show that was made in the 70's. His response was beautiful.

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”