Two positive things:
Two positive things:
Because Armor AllĀ®.
When I'm big, clever, beautiful, funny and macho, I'll post my dinner on Facebook too. I cannot wait and I truly believe that the world will be a better place, when everyone will be able to see in real time what's in my dish. This is how you live your life at 100%, dudes!
Best picture collage ever. Nicely done, and classy. You win the 1st prize.
Q: Who would tie a tow rope to a bumper?
Watch the FULL movie here.
That was just wonderful.
Yes... thanks, Steve!
What if I kick you in the ass from here to the next week?..
Who told you that this was a mother's car??
And you will get the bubonic plague in 2014.
My cousin's girlfriend's Romanian caregiver makes $500 per day, just showing her beaver on the Webz. If you have a beaver, click here: http://showyourbeaver.biz
When you plan a fiery death, just plan it BIG!
...don't forget the bionic dog!
I printed in A3 and hung on my office's cabinet this sentence: "THE SHREWS FRICATE WITH THE MOTOR". It's the description of an actual trouble, copied from the troubleshooting guide of a robotic vacuum cleaner that my Company purchased from a Chinese factory. I have yet to understand its meaning.
And his mom's name was Linda. Lovelace.
This was divine justice. And to think that someone says that God does not exist!
Really, who cares?
You are an idiot.