I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

If this is the kind of shit we allow to happen, then maybe we don’t deserve to modify cars.

This isn’t funny or ignorable: Biden is clearly suffering from dementia. My dad was the EXACT same way towards the end—testy, belligerent, choppy speech, and use of profanity (which he rarely used earlier in life). It’s sad and uncomfortable to watch this.

Like living in a goddam comic book. Which D list villain is next to get sprung, The Prowler, Boomerang Man, Kondiment King, Alan Hevesi?

I always associated tri-tip with being tough, dry, and only edible with copious amounts of steak sauce. When I got out of my parents’ house and started moving around through other parts of California, I met so many people who were enthusiastic about tri-tip, and it was like, “OK, weird, but you do your thing.”

Very nice. I want some now. And the comment about not finding much tri tip outside of California is true. I lived there for 2 years and it’s the only time I’ve ever seen or eaten tri tip steak.

Iowans really can’t hold their liquor.

The Bill Paxton/Bill Pullman paradox , despite being quite unique from each other but with vaugely similar names , humans inexplicably cant tell them apart...Paxton was the one in Independence Day ...right?

It’s obviously battered fish.

Where would Bob’s Burgers be today if Bob Belcher just called it the “Chive and Fried Pickle Burger” instead of the “Baby You Can Chive My Car Burger”?

I don’t want to live in that world.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

I’m just happy Martin Callahan got an upgrade from his job as the Spacer’s Choice Moon Man.

I can't believe you let Rick Astley down like that.

Literally every single time Charles Dance appears on screen in anything, Game of Thrones, Gosford Park, whatever, I am incapable of stopping myself from yelling: “My dear, sweet brother Numsie!!!”  After his character died on GoT, everyone I know was relieved they wouldn’t have to hear me do that anymore.  Except for…

More like T.M.I.

What I am hoping is that the Doctor told the creepy and ignorant, yet still rich and powerful, T.I. what he wanted to hear and kept confidentiality with his patient.

I see it’s -way- past time to build a rocket, shove T.I inside it and aim that motherfucker right at the sun. The fuck is wrong with this man?!