So what you're saying is the donors were making space in their garage for a Huracan.

Metal wheel covers, however, are OK

What about metal wheel covers?

Where are you on the decorative center caps and plastic lug nut booties, such as these Corrado wheels on an old GTI?

I agree! LOOK AT THIS!

Where the hell is the Golden Gate Bridge? This is an outrage.

As a child, I had a great interest in breakdancing and archery. It was impossible to do both at the same time, so I chose neither out of respect to each. O how I have failed..

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Porsche Land would actually charge you more for the cups that don't come with handles or beverages.

Police are seeking any tip.

It should be worth noting that Jeremy Clarkson had a lot to say about this:

You don't want to see their ad celebrating the beauty of turbocharging. Think Equine Centipede, except with just one horse.

Bixby Bidge of course.

Bixby Creek Bridge in Big Sur, California.

Golden Gate, of course.

Otter pops in a nutshell:

Down with Capri Sun. ECTO-COOLER FOREVER!