An uncomfortable place ...

I think this would be an awesome vehicle to have sex in. No condom needed.

Clarkson's P45

Mole people. The molemen are stealing sportscars.

I remember way back in the day, when South Park was going to reveal Cartman's dad, they ended the episode on a cliffhanger and said they'd be back in four weeks for the actual reveal. Of course, four weeks later was April 1. I remember having a Find Out Cartman's Real Dad sleepover. People came over. We got snacks.…

A portmanteau of cunt, douche, and retard.

If I send a dildo to the Kotaku offices can you have Leo take a look at it?

When a dream dies, what sound does it make?

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

BAHAHAHAHAH!!! I was cut off and flipped off by this jackass on state route 3 through Nashua, NH a while back. I had a really bad day but let his driving douchebaggery go in the one kind action I did that day.

Good luck hacking my carburetor!

How do people not realize taste is subjective?

My 2nd grade math teacher was a porn addict.

Bonus points if you live in a cold state and have to wear boots!

Sorry, but shouldn't any truck package bearing the Tonka name have a dump bed?

It's like the Dewalt of trucks. Big, ugly, heavy but capable. I still prefer a Makita to be honest.

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