Wrong title.
It must say:
"Elon Musk shuts goverment in order to stop Tesla fire investigation."
Real-life supervilliain

My guilty pleasure is convoy. I can't believe i jam out to that one as much as I do.

Damn you dyslexia!

Oh for fuck's sake...

Well on a less creepy note, here's something I like to do on GTA V.

Jalopnik would have nothing left to talk about if this car existed.

Too excited for this game. Let the haters hate!

Makes me want to replay Final Fantasy 6. I always questioned Edgar's character.

I still can't believe I sat through this pile of feces.

doomed racecar drive...doomed movie

It's Freejack, I think.

Not a movie, but if we are discussing single scenes, it's hard to argue with the effect this single image had on the Ford Bronco. It's still one of the first things that come to mind when I think about them.

Just some good ole boys... never meanin' no harm...

Easy...The Blues Brothers in their shit-box Dodge. This famous quote started one of the best car chases of all time.

I expected this article, by the title, to be about Musashi Miyamoto, who started an entire school of duel-wielding katana.

"Change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute, change gear..."