They are appalled by racism and bigotry, but they don't let women into their school. I have no faith in faith.

"You see what happens when you keep bringing those damn gold envelopes. That's what happens. Say something and I'll strangle you with that fucking lab coat!"

I wondered why anyone would date someone named "Gooch", until I read her licence plate said "Jrsygrl". Makes sense now.

The Rock does not "masturbate". He "sands his wood".

"The Human Torch was denied a bank loan" is my favorite.

Boiled over-hard is the only right way.

That head warble is mesmerizing.

Captain America with a five o'clock shadow is weird. Andy Dyer without one is, too.

How do people not know the joys of Milk-Steak?

Those poor raisins could have been wine. It makes me so sad.

Piranhas are cuter, he should get piranhas.

But how does it taste?

I was once a Booth Yeti at a snow sports trade show. I basically just wandered around in a furry suit and got free booze from my company's competitors while hitting on their Booth Babes. Life as a Furry was good for those few strange days.

"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel."

Accepting Applications NOW!

Science Bro's rocking to Weird Science during a montage. You know you want this, Joss.

Cinco De Mayo happens to fall on Taco Tuesday this year. Just sayin'.

Quaid started the reactor! Blue skies on Mars coming soon!

For best combination of words put together today, I nominate:"Thor Child Hammer"

I wonder if they used this stuff?