If you know why this picture is relevant, you are old like me.

"Jayden Smith for Miles Morales"

PETA approved!!

Mr. Boa went back into his box.

Dear God, I've seen this. I had gladly repressed all knowledge that this nightmare fuel existed until today. Drugs must have been so cheap when I was a kid.

I wish they had shown an AT-AT pooping out a speeder. Hopefully they get on that in the sequels.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Left shark.

2079 Ford Mustang

Original Marty will never know how much fun Alternate Marty had when his wealthy parents took him to Disneyland. OG Marty only remembers his pussy-ass dad and drunk mom fighting in the back yard while he ran through the sprinklers with his slutty sister and stoner brother. So sad.

Falling Down 2: Bazooka Blues

I think the MSG is getting to you people. Doritos are the hell spawn of the almighty Tortilla Chip and Lucifer's salty ball cheese. For that sin, the Morning Star was cast from the Heavens to exist in the everlasting fire and brimstone of burning Nacho Cheese Doritos. Everyone who eats them shall join the Father of…

I love the Calvinball logo. I need to get that embroidered on my mask.

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!

It's a small thermal exhaust port.

That's the thermal exhaust port. A lone fighter may be able to penetrate it's defenses.

I don't even like the DMC-12 that much. It's the hidden wipers and endura bumpers that put him on my list.