Hey Doug, check out this sweet Fauxrarri I found.

I like this description. I like it a lot.

Also good to do when you wash your hands. The sink has a drain, too. Use it.

Go to Kotaku. They're testing it for now.

I would totally walk away. Give them the pump, the oil and the gasoline, the whole compound. Just walk away.

I'm doing my part. It's those damn wagon riders who are bringing down our average here in 'Merica.

Tesla Dealership. They're sick of being kicked out of states with shitty dealer laws so they're just gonna have a few where necessary. Pay a little lip service to the competition and keep selling cars under basically the same plan as before, but with more brick and mortar "showrooms" licensed to operate without…

Nothing! Yellow light of death and I'm broke. Thanks for reminding me. Do you have any more salt you want to rub in, Kirk?

One thing they missed is that tire pressure changes depending on temperature, altitude, barometric pressure, and weight. It should be checked under differing conditions, like stuffing five fat people in the car to go on a long road trip through Death Valley. The pressure you check when the car is empty at home, wont…

Why is Vader wearing Chuck Taylors?

I don't understand how these people didn't fly across the screen into a gas station and blow it up. Michael Bay!

Toxie does it better. (Sorry, couldn't find a gif)

POWAR!!!

Inspired by your Uncle's Hawaiian shirt. A new Visual Sonic Weapon(VSW) uses sound waves produced from vivid color schemes to blind ones opponents with loudness. There has been much debate whether this fall under Geneva Convention guidelines, though most believe it to be inhumane and just plain ugly.

They could never make an epic music video without Eddie VanHalen, Yet they could't get Eddie VanHalen to play with them without an epic music video. Rufus should have seen this coming.

Boat paint.

Just went through the old VW paint chips here at work. They had some damn ugly colors that looked so good on those curvy little bastards. Rallye Yellow and Marina Blue are my favorites. Hippy Green is a nice color, too, but only available for the Bus.

Clear-coat that doesn't peel off after the warranty is over. At least I hope they'll get this right one day.

Satan approves of outdated modes of payment. If you would prefer a blood sacrifice, that can also be arranged, just remember to allow 3-8 weeks for delivery.

How often should I replace my muffler bearing?