Problem solved.

Peek-a-boo, I scare the fuck out of you!

They should have co-branded it with the new Shaq Fu. He can Rap.

Edward James Olmos Mini-fig needs to happen.

I miss your Gifs

I saw this thing at the local Aamco a few weeks ago. They did a good distressed look. I think they mostly just did some tape pulls on the fresh paint and some light sanding and scuffing to smooth it together with the silver undercoat.

I love that they have oil stains and absorbent under so many cars.

You need a blow up doll in the passengers seat and a person crammed in the back filming reactions. Hilarity will ensue.

I hate work. I should be there right now!

I got a bit of inside information at work today. One of my customers came in telling me he had to do a few rush touch-ups for an auction down there because the transport company blew it and put a few scratches in some cars. Money was no option and he made out like a bandit. After he had a hand on them, I doubt you…

Notice the anatomical notation telling us where pee comes out.

-SYNTHETIC BLINKER FLUID CONVERSION

This does not seem anywhere near as fun as peeing from the diving board.

Bay Area Traffic Simulator of my dreams

Not Dave Thomas, but in that car he will be late.

I just made to the "A-List" on the Kim Kardashian game!

Excellent dental care to be had in the Apocalypse.

RAL1021 Rape Yellow.

You can win a PT Cruiser, but then you lose at life.

This might be easier if you put the last few posts together. Just sayin'