I’d rather have an incompetent asshole than a competent one

I think when that relative is running for  public office, and you know they will fuck up, you gotta do what you gotta do. 

I’ve got a number of relatives I don’t particularly care for, but never in a million years would I publicly call them out on their awfulness. The level of scumbaggery for this guy is clearly off the chart.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

I have corrected the spelling but I will never apologize for my candy opinions.

I have corrected the spelling but I will never apologize for my candy opinions.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

lol how does that at all devalue what happened in any possible way? “it could happen to anyone” is exactly the issue... for fucks sake.

Besides the backward ridiculously-puritanical thinking that was putting some construct about virginity over their kid getting cancer...this also doesn’t make sense just because I doubt ANY 9-year old knows what type of vaccines they’re getting.

I’d rather have my child be alive and slutty* than cancer-ridden and dead. Crazy shit, I know.

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

“I love Hillary. I love everyone, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman,” famed musician Kanye West said of his MAGA hat while discussing masculinity, the economy and his brand

I’ll bet Gorsuch detested Kavanaugh and his clique in high school, (they attended the same high school ). Those grudges don't die easily.

I wonder if Bart is so reviling to Neil that he becomes the new swing vote.

I give it 6 months max until he responds to someone challenging him in oral arguments by jumping up and screaming “DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LAW. I AM THE LAW!!!!!”

...teachers in one Stafford County Public School directed children to bathrooms or locker rooms closest to them, but couldn’t decide where to send the girl, who is trans...

Nicely done. It’s not like I haven’t had a lifetime of commodity traders trying to explain what the fuck it is they do all day. To them it’s like trying to teach algebra to a dog. Like how isn’t that just skimming? For the 8 billionth time. 

My first thought too. If he started with petty theft and had no proper family structure then I can imagine it escalating somewhat. This though was calculated and cold. There aren’t many people who could end someone who they didn’t have a personal grudge against. R.I.P brave Viktoria.

You sound smart.

I really admire Senator Hirono. Keep up the good work!