I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

so is there any way i can report a booze soaked trash bag for following me with the intent to harrass me

Miami mayor Francis Suarez says cleaning up the site could cost upwards of $50 millionbefore any construction can begin. Prior to Monday’s findings, the club expected to spend about $35 million to clean up the site for the proposed $1 billion “commercial and stadium complex.”

Soccer snobs reeeeaaallly gotta get over themselves

nobody gives a shit about your softball team grandpa

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

Fun fact: Most Iranians disagree with it. It’s almost as if people in governments can enforce values different from the people the govern. But as an American, I obviously have no experience with that.

LOL. Religion is dummmmmmmmb

I’m all for respecting other countries and cultures, but “respect their culture” is a poor fucking argument for “respect laws and customs that treat individuals who represent more than half of the people on earth as if they are lesser.”

If someone wants to watch soccer, let them watch—and if your testicles are…

Looking forward to the hot mic that captured Sisco’s Dong Song

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

I mean, I’m not a millennial (too old). As a high school teacher I suffer underage fools for a living. But school hasn’t started yet, so I’m off the clock.. Enjoy your day or whatever this is for you. You can rest easy knowing you truly cut me to the core. Okay? Okay! Have a great whatever.

Personally it’s a little early in the morning for that level of vitriol from me, but hey, to each their own. Some folks LIKE salt and pepper in their coffee. Enjoy your righteous rage. Your opinion on soccer here in the USA are duly noted. The internet cares. Really. It does.

You are definitely NOT mad about it.

I know I’m supposed to read this, but... I’m not going to because... I don’t want to read it. It’s not too long, so I can’t really file it under TL;DR. And I don’t really want to dismiss what you’ve been doing as trolling. It’s adjacent to that, but it’s not really that. I just... well, I’m just gonna come right out…

Your home town is getting an MLS team. You don’t care. You don’t care about soccer, apparently... Got it. Why do you think you should be weighing in on this?

American isn’t the UK. St. Louis isn’t London. America’s love of soccer isn’t as strong or as longstanding as English soccer fandom. Got it. Why do you think that…

a lot, and it would cost more to widen the field area to get it to soccer regulations. That was a proposal actually looked at but the costs were higher than building a new stadium.

You can make the claim that there are cities that shouldn’t have a team (looking at you, Orlando).

Our population is 6x larger than England’s. Also English clubs don’t work like that because they had a 150 year head start. Mom and Pop FC was founded on a dare in 1880 and organically grew into what clubs are today. Since MLS doesn’t have time machines they have to work with what our country has. What we have is a…

Geography.