I grew up in Maryland, and started my fandom during the great Oriole run through the 70s and into the early 80s. I currently live in San Antonio, and have yet to go to a Missions game.

Just watch the shitty NBA or NFL teams, you’ll think relegation is a great idea. A 20 team NBA would be fantastic. You don’t make playoffs relegated, you make final 4 of the Sub-league (sponsored by JimmyJohns) you get promoted. 

Andre the Giant is the bigfoot inside all of us.

Bill Walton gives this 4 out of 5 Dark Stars

Who among us hasn’t dreamed of dancing naked under a tree in Serbia to classic European techno-pop?

“You’ve been traded to the Knicks.”

Buying at the deadline five games under .500 to pwn the libs

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Circle-K crew 4 life.

What was his major? Oh, sorry he went Harvard. What was his concentration. #eyeroll 

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

I don’t follow speedrunning very much if at all and so I didn’t know about this. I feel REALLY stupid. I just thought this was a cool run in a game I know people love. I’m going to update the post to include something about this. This sucks and I’m sorry. Thank you for pointing this out. 

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

FitzMagic and now Linsanity? Harvard grads have it so tough in 2019.

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

so did Jay Cutler!