Fuuuuuuuuuuck UConn. It was their greed and lust for bigtime football that killed the OG Big East. They made their basketball fans watch games on TV against Tulane, Tulsa, and East Carolina instead of being able to make quick trips to Providence, St John’s, and ‘Nova to see their team in person against actual rivals…

The Devil went down to Nashville and robbed them blind.

Somebody needs to find out who first adopted/came up with that haircut and punch them in the face as well. It’s like they told their hairdresser “Give me the Macklemore, but crank that shit up to 11.”

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

That kid looks like the “edgy” character the Sandlot remake needs

Don’t care for Bryce now that he’s a Phil but, my god, did he bang your wife or something?

It is always sunny in that city!

1. It’s been a half of one season. Settle down.

Well at least Harper is in a city known for being understanding and forgiving for the next 13 years.

bulls-eye.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

I’m trying to figure out the right word, and I think it’s...glee? Yes, glee. That is what I’m reading here from Chris. This is a writer who is just gleeful at the demise of Bryce Harper. Openly say it Chris! Yell it from the rooftops! Now that he doesn’t play for your team, it’s perfectly fine to admit that Harper…

One year, I hope some draftee (NBA or NFL) shows up in full-on Klingon warrior get-up. I mean, who would stop them?

When I read that, I figure you were talking about Bill Walton and then I remembered, I’m so old for Deadspin and you were probably talking about Greg Oden.  Then I realized, fuck, Blazers.  That really is some kind of voodoo shit going on with legs and big men.  It must be the donuts

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him.

I Googled his name about an hour ago, and this was legit the resulting Wikipedia excerpt on him.

Jokic is excited that he no longer has the least impressive body on the Nuggets roster.

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.