Well, no one is debating whether the act of child molestation should be illegal. That much is obvious. Pedophilia as a specific and identified sexual disorder will continue to exist whether or not the porn exists. The condition existed before the media did, not the other way around. Now, will pedophiles who actually…

hey, if the sweaty, skin tight shorts fit.

EVERYTHING IS DERIVATIVE OF SOMETHING ELSE.

I'd rather listen to a Miley failure than fall asleep halfway through another boring Del Ray song.

Can I still want to be him?

Thanks for this.

Dig the aesthetic but do people really enjoy using tiny desk spaces like this? I need big wide areas for cups and sketchbooks and elbows.

Hopefully it means I can use something other than Comixology's dismally buggy Windows 8 application.

Is heteroflexible no longer a thing? Because I've been under the assumption it was still a thing.

If you really don't think Fame Monster and Born This Way are legitimately good pop albums, pop music maybe just isn't your thing.

This is everything good in the world.

I really didn't find the second one to be worse or better.

I like to think that this wasn't simply a choice made by the filmmakers to up the visual interest of using a computer, but a nice, subtle character development moment. Because OF COURSE John "Spare No Expense" Hammond would never settle for anything less than the flashiest, most futuristic looking computer interfaces…

I think the communal ownership of the the team is fascinating. I don't think I've typed a single line of input into the main chat, but I still catch myself thinking in terms of "our venomoth" and such. I love how it sort of accidentally subverts our concept of "massively multiplayer online game."

Are you telling me that Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Commander Keen all take place in the same universe and all feature members of the same family line? Because that's insane and I love it.

But the depth and personality is precisely WHY this sort of porn parody is popular. Porn movies are famous for their bad plots. But they're bad because they're simply setting up a bare minimum context. The idea is that audience needs to know why this man is cumming on this girls face. They don't, of course, if porn is…

Jellied Pho looks positively eldritch.

WAS. That was in 1992. Following his Democratic presidential primary bid in '88.

My roommates thought their drier was broken when I moved in. They're 20-somethings like me but somewhat less... Handy? I pulled it out of our tiny utility room and found years, YEARS worth of waterlogged drier lint clogging up the hose and vent. How they never managed to burn their place down, I'll never know. Now…