She tried that on the album before Bangerz. No one cared and no one bought it. This entire act she has now is her scorched earth strategy to completely divorce herself from the bland Disney marketed version of Miley Cyrus. And it's worked. People pay attention to her now. She officially has an audience beyond 14 year…

Years after the fact, I'm still astounded that this is the man sitting in Larry King's time slot. Wtf are you doing CNN?

Plus the smoke point is all wrong if you use to grease a pan. Butter starts to fizzle and smell nice at the exact time you want to drop in your eggs.

Sometimes I like to get the non homogenized kind of whole where there's a bunch of fatty curds floating to the top.

So I have always just had a high metabolism and I usually do whole milk and butter. (Lard and olive oil are my other go to choices depending on what I'm preparing.) But I really doubt that they're the reason I'm thin seeing as how I was raised on 2% and margarine. I just figure that as long as I'm not seeing negative…

It's spelled "Lord Moldybutt"

Fuck, I've had the idea to make a vanitas with phones for a while. His turned out way better than mine ever could.

I really doubt it. I mean, by our modern standards of cleanliness I'm sure they were pretty gross. But our ape cousins groom themselves and each other, so I'd bet our shared ancestors did as well.

If men had uteri, abortion rights would be the 28th Amendment.

I never got the hang up around laughing during sex. IMO, good sex always walks a fine line between terrifying and hysterical. You find yourself in goofy positions. Naughty bits will be exposed. Limbs will get in the way. SOUNDS will happen. If dirty talk is involved it becomes the most awkward impromptu improv session…

I never got the hang up around laughing during sex. IMO, good sex always walks a fine line between terrifying and hysterical. You find yourself in goofy positions. Naughty bits will be exposed. Limbs will get in the way. If dirty talk is involved it becomes the most awkward impromptu improv session ever. OF COURSE…

Bisexuality is probably way more common than the amount of people who self identify as such. That might lead to much of the insistence about sexuality being a choice.

If this ever takes off, just be wary of it backfiring like some bounty-culling plans have in the past. When the reward is sufficiently high enough to kill pests, you may find that some people will take to breeding MORE of them to take advantage of the profits. It doesn't always happen, but the phenomenon is actually…

"If this is her big screwup, she's way ahead of me as a human being."

I listen to way too many podcasts but some of my favorites:

And among the young males who tend to find the NYT's brand of news informative, you will likely find a lot of misogynists.

I make no case for post-1970s Rivers, but she at least deserves props for her early stand up career.

I need this in my life.

Maybe I didn't make my point clear. I'm not in denial about the reality of mass spying. I'm saying the chances of it coming back to bite any one person is so low that it's well within the limits of calculated risk for a western audience to surf LEGAL porn without fear of repercussion.

That's insanity. There is no way that any significant amount of the porn watching audience is just going to pretend to live in a pre-internet world based on the miniscule chance that it will be made public in the future. This story is newsworthy because of how much of freak occurance that scenario is.