Hey, man, you dance with the date that brought you. 

I don’t think it’s fake at all, at least not in that same sense, because agents and executives really are telling reporters this stuff. Whether the stuff is true, or just being floated out there for more nefarious purposes, doesn’t make the news—that someone said this—fake.

This article is honestly kind of strangely written/unclear but the only thing I can think of (legally) is if this was not consensual...hence producer filing as third party. Though this is obviously speculation. Not a lot about this seems to make sense otherwise.

The answer is: when you are ready to bring a precious child into this world, and in no other circumstance

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

I think the issue is not the violence that Crosby enacted on Subban during the game, but rather the violence that Mike Milbury enacts on the American hockey-viewing public every time he opens his big, stupid mouth.

you are full of it. Players are not punching opponents’ heads into the ground repeatedly with a ref less than a foot away at every single down.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Along with the other 99 percent of America, I would never have known that this was not Cleveland.

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

i was watching this post and its edits closely - dude tried many angles before he settled on that joke.

I hope you are ashamed of yourself

I don’t really follow baseball too closely but what’s the issue here?

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

Every sports opinion writer eventually turns into the thing people hate about sports opinion writers. They discover what works, do that, stop innovating, and fall asleep while a younger generation grows up wondering what the big deal is with these writers who talk like their dad. Happened to Rick Reilly, happened to…

Tennis players - the kids at the yacht club too spicy for the sailing team

Clicking on an article you don’t want to read or comment about and leaving a totally original comment like this is the laziest form of trolling.

Guess who Ryan learned it from