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I clicked on the Boston Globe link and those text messages mostly just seem flirty to me? And it doesn’t seem to be one-sided flirtiness from a guy pursuing someone who was clearly uninterested, she sent a lot of positive messages too and they went on dates together it looks like.

I’m usually sympathetic to

Given the rules and regulations, no one really got harmed by Elizabeth going to the Olympics. If Elizabeth didn’t go, they would have brought in the 28th-ranked person.

Yeah I do. Seems like the kind of person who can’t wait to tell you how quirky she is. And the way she lists Hungarian in the title of her YouTube clip. And the way she says that she was disappointed to not make the final as though the viewers are idiots. And so on...

I just want to know how she finances all these shenanigans.

Should we hate her? I feel like we should, right?

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Here’s a hot take for you: those that don’t care wouldn’t be reading this article anyway, dumbass.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

So, if an OAR wins gold, do they have a non-musical medal ceremony? A cappela if you will? Or can the orchestra play an OAR song of the OAR’s choosing?

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

If LeBron really wants to understand Rose’s life, he should try walking a mile in Rose’s knee braces.

Empathy programming has only expanded to include robot-to-robot, but I’m sure someone is working on robot-to-human code which will be summarily uploaded to LeBron’s core code.

I just want my body donated to science. More specifically, scientists that are working on bringing dead guys back to life

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.

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Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

You sound like a joy to be around, Beth. I wish you and your many cats a great Thanksgiving!