Are the Lakers 100% guaranteed to take him at #2?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

How about:

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

I think the video stopped right before the ump let him have it. His flip just missed landing on the ump.

My point stands...

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

“Cowardly man sucker punches professional boxer knowing he can’t properly retaliate”

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

I feel like a turd, don’t i dont get the joke.

he doesn’t need probation or counseling, he needs a doctor - dude was clearly having a stroke.

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

Do the fan bases for those teams blow themselves in public like this?

Deadspin doesn’t mock the Kings, Lakers, and Nets?

What more proof do you guys need that the Process works? Will another top 3 pick next year do it? How about the year after that? What if the Sixers are a lotto team for the next decade? I bet you’ll feel pretty stupid then.

Seems like john would also work, given you’re essentially paying Coach K to suck his dick.

Have you ever heard a sucker referred to as “a luke” or “a matthew” before? No, didn’t think so.

There’s a term for guys like you, and it shares a name with one of the Synoptic Gospels.