Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

*Watches Jaguars-Titans*

By definition, she is not a criminal. To be one she would have to be convicted of a criminal action which has yet to occur. If it does in the future then, sure, she is a criminal. But until that occurs, she is not one. Period.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

The blue/black dress people are so weird. They still don’t understand that the white/gold people were just saying what color the dress was in the picture. I eventually got a gold paint swatch and held it next to the picture to prove to my weird friend that the dress in the picture, as it was shown, was gold. He…

o.O Because that’s the whole point! The people who see the B+B combination are having their minds play tricks on them, of sorts. It’s neat, yes, but it’s still incorrect. 

The dress is black and blue. The image of the dress is white and gold, as confirmed by fucking computers that have no bias.

I don’t go to chipotle for “authentic mexican food” (and that just doesn’t exist in NW Ohio). I go there for chipotle burritos.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

D’Angelo after Black Messiah came out, with a close second being Future after DS2 came out.

$3.99 for unlimited switches

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

I did not know this. Still an asshole though!

I’m convinced there is not a single mundane activity that cannot be rendered extremely bad-ass by the addition of a crowd of people hooting and hollering.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.