Who gives a shit what color the image is?

Anyone so mentally deficient to think that dress was white and gold has already been euthanized, right? The shiny leg people are all gone?

Something about flavored latex gloves is very unsettling.

“Some actress. I don’t remember her name.”

I’ve lived in Michigan most of my life so I’m willing to concede right up front that our culinary pairings ain’t exactly haute cuisine but chili with a cinnamon roll is fucking insane.

Not by coincidence either. Billy is H.W.’s nephew.

What’s more, the cool raptor is now the ‘Utahraptor?’

Fuck outta here, dingus.

There is no debate:

I’m 32 and I’m certain I’ll exit the mortal coil well before the Lions even sniff a title game. It’s comical to even entertain the idea.

Oh yeah. I think my daughter saw these guys play Camp Dolphin.

An unread copy of this book has been knocking around my shelf for years now. I’m resolved to start it this weekend.

This I like.

I mean, I’ll take those four bucks.

I’m hungover and that Stormtrooper puzzle is bringing on waves of nausea.