Oh I know that my complaint isn’t in the same ballpark as what doctors and nurses are going through, but I think we can all admit that wearing masks for extended periods is not as comfortable as going bare faced. It’s okay to complain about things even if other people have it worse than you. 

Red.

Well, Kaboom is already both a cleaning product and a nonprofit that puts playgrounds in low-income areas. Blammo makes effects pedals for musical instruments. Sonic is a drive-up eatery. And I bet someone still owns the rights to the Seattle Supersonics name. I’m pretty sure there are no other words in the English…

It is Mississippi’s time to shine. Some roads they haven’t updated since the Civil War, the rest they are trying to turn back into the pre-Civil War era roads.

Yeah, but the rest of my family can’t remember to do shit. ;)

You know what’s easier though? Not having to do all that.

I leave mine open because I want to get that 3 point shot from the kitchen with my undies. 

My Honda mower. It has worked flawlessly since I bought it six years ago. Pulled it out of the box, added fuel, pulled the cord once, and it started right up. Still starts on the first pull. It’s the best mower I’ve ever owned.

LOL @pants swallowing vs. pants filling

Tugs of war makes me think of armored, weaponized tugboats

I’ve rented two Sentras this year and was amazed by how nice they are inside. The Corolla I rented was junk by comparison. And to be honest, the cheap tires on the Sentra had good grip too. The real problem is the powertrain. The CVT is adequate but the engine moos like an excited cow whenever I hit the gas, while…

Regarding Nissan interiors targeting the Germans: I daily an Audi A4. I rented a new Altima for a week. I thought the interior layout and materials were top notch. I really enjoyed it. Nice car.

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

“Automotive manufacturers are using exactly the same software certification and software writing rules that were developed for the aerospace industry,” he said. If automotive suppliers and companies can prove to regulators that these sensors, engine management systems and navigation systems meet aviation standards, th…

Prime Smooth^™ soft padding.

When your old truck needs more horse power, throw one in the bed.

Some people pay extra for that...

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

I take it you don’t have kids? Toys, TV remotes, flash lights, video game controllers, wireless mice are the most common items. I probably have 40-50 rechargeable batteries, but only 4-10 available at a time. 

I take it you don’t have kids? Toys, TV remotes, flash lights, video game controllers, wireless mice are the most…