ISC back: We're gonna kick your ass tonight.

Seriously, JohnnyFuckingFootball has earned everyone millions except him. Besides A&M, hotels, restaurants, retail, etc.. score significant $$$ as a result of the frenzy he's created. I mean really—I had to stay at a Comfort Inn for $389/night, 2 night minimum for Bama game...fortunately, the upcoming SMU game is only…

All bashing of Manziel and kidding aside, it looks like he has been able to help countless A&M athletes and students, male and female, for years to come. Silver lining.

I thought he was a loudmouth punk last year. Now I'm a huge Sherman fan.

Hold the phone there Mr. Stereotype. We Seahawk fans know full well our history of mediocrity. We are not arrogant. We know our shit used to stink. It's just right now, we KNOW our shit smells like roses. It's why we're so GOD DAMN FANataic about where our team is now. So, get used to us taking rose-flavored…

Well I have a lot of practice using one hand on the computer while doing something fairly strenuous...

Dolan is notoriously thin-skinned.

It's a shame that the Coyotes didn't notice that the contract forms were made by "ACME". Should make it amusing to watch it blow up in their face.

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His mouth said "I own the team," but his posture said "I could be drinking if you weren't talking to me."

Ichiro speaks perfect English, but relies on a translator to ensure he doesn't misspeak and say something stupid or embarrassing that would later end up on Deadspin. Same goes for these Spanish-speaking players. It's not ignorance on their part; it's being media-savvy.

You're forgetting "Mother is dead."

I'm surprised this has taken people so long to piece together. Back in 2004, when an FHM interviewer presented her with a Fuck, Marry, Kill scenario, she said "The entire Mets organization, Kris, and Michael Evans."

You would think, but I'm still going with "solid credit rating."

When choosing a wife, tip #1, she should not have appeared on America's Most Wanted.

In a statement addressing the error, WTVU's spokesperson apologized, saying "we'll just have to keep our eyes wide open" for these types of pranks in the future.

The cultural thing you speak of is spot on. As a Brazilian, I can say that, in general, the Brazilian career motto is "work until you're rich enough to never have to work again". During our development as a nation we never had anything like the Protestant work ethic that Weber studied. While Americans seem to find…

Not bored at all. Anderson has NEVER been a decent offensive fighter, going back to his PRIDE and CageRage days. His success has always hinged upon being a counter fighter, both on the feet and on the ground. Every counterfighter gets their card punched eventually, it's a style you live and die by. Ask RJJ or…

That he turned down countless big-time collegiate positions and only bailed for one of the premier clubs at the pro level (something even the Kentuckys of the world can't match) isn't a bad thing at all. If anything, it'll boost the reputation of Butler and other mid-majors. They don't have to be viewed as pit stops…

The Simmons pouting was really more about 2 guys getting caught up in semantics and the myth and weight of the phrase "quit on the team". When a well-liked coach quits and takes another job, you say he is "leaving" not "quitting" according to gnob slobbing protocol.