Maybe they can put in a Le Wawa.

20 years is all it takes to be iconic? I’m double iconic, plus 3.

Police: “Freeze!”

That is the teen-est story I’ve ever heard. Asshole teen boy forces teen girl to do something sexual. Teen boy knows nothing about sex, is afraid of what he doesn’t know, communicates nothing, and loudly complains to his friends about how shitty the experience was, all while not even knowing what a clitoris is much…

If Tennessee Williams plays had air conditioning sums it up pretty well

Fred Savage: I’ll always remember that Keegan-Michael Key and the cast of the new Netflix series wanted me to hang out. He was at once heroic and senseless. There was nothing more I could do. The die was cast. I stood there, helpless, outnumbered. And that’s when it happened. Billy Eichenr said I create boundaries and…

I feel like I should never have shame ever again anytime I watch it. She don’t care at alllllllll.
“Ken Lee”
“You mean ‘Without You’”
“NAY”

Gotta say, the Gaineses have really helped with their post-Koresh rebranding.

Im 44 and just couldn’t fully fall into it, though I was really happy to see Wino Forever! Working again.

I am 91 days sober. I’m not quite flying my AA flag to everyone I know IRL, some people know, but alcohol  has been part of my coping mechanism for so long, that I’m really proud to be working on being a better person without it.

-NarcissistPrayer-

Liberal fucking nonsense. This is the liberal version of the red starbucks cup. This is why Trump will serve 8 years, liberal millenials totally obsess over this stupid asinine shit instead of learning about actual issues that actually affect people.

The construction company that carried out the renovation said in their statement that the building “met all required building control, fire regulation and health and safety standards.”

Some days I can think about those incidents and not feel a thing. Other days, if they come up, I practically feel like I’m going to throw up, I’m so horrified at my own behavior. Same memories, different reactions on different days. I don’t get it.

You Brits are fucking unstoppable. The hearts of every good person on earth are with you right now and always. Cheers.

Ahhhh gawdammit. The soundtrack of my life just skipped.

I was just jamming to this last night, my favorite Allman Brothers tune In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed, Live from the Fillmore East.

I’m not quite recovered from the loss of Cornell... this one hurts almost as badly. What a songwriter, what a musician, what a singer. And what a band.