Didn’t the producers ever see Cyrano de Bergerac? Love is only blind when it’s too late, and someone is dying of a head wound. 

I am getting married in September, and while I did not want a lot of the traditional stuff (bridal shower, father daughter dance, etc. etc.), I got so much push back from the in laws who insisted on paying for half the wedding and basically lost their minds at the idea of not doing some of these things that I have…

Just chiming in to say: kudos to your mom for being better than her own mother.

I got into a decent amount of shit in theology class at my Catholic high school for maintaining the position that Thomas Aquinas’ Five “Proofs” of God played fast and loose with the term “proof” and did not actually prove anything. Because they don’t. A collection of stunning syllogisms, sure. But proof of a divine…

Pedophilia absolutely kills people. They might want to damn a suicide to hell but a victim of CSA kills themselves I don’t believe that blood is on anybody’s hands but the people who did it and the people who ALLOWED it. Like fuckface clergy like this asshole. Not even to get into overdoses or accidental deaths from…

Pretty sure it’s just a funny misreading of part of the listing—“Formal DR. Office.” which just means dining room (and then an office). I went looking bc I too had many questions. But otherwise definitely code for a sex dungeon for sure.

Just as an FYI the real estate listing says “Formal DR. Office.” DR meaning dining room, not a doctor’s office (which would be pretty amazing).

I freaking hate the rolling barn doors. I blame Chip and Joanna Gaines.

There’s a memorial plaque on a trail outside town that says Live Laugh Love. I know nothing about the honored individual and she’s probably cool with it. But I need to make sure my loved ones know I will haunt them if they pull something like that.

Man I hope you don’t still feel bad about this. :( You were a kid, and it sounds like you did a better job than 99% of 11-year-olds would do! Your mom either has/had some Unresolved Issues (maybe the hat and scarf reminded her of a horrible incident from her own childhood?) ... or she’s just a fucking asshole. Either…

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

Maybe she’ll work for a cheekily named homage like “The Corset” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...

It is so fitting that Gen X is so often looked over by the younger generations. It's kind of our defining experience, historically speaking.

“We’re like a family.” In that, you will be talking about them in therapy for years to come.

My saucy 13-year-old has started saying, “Ok, Boomer,” every time I ask him to do something. Joke’s on him, though; I’m firmly Gen X, and we care about nothing. We’re dead inside. 

“Melania in person hits all the senses.”

I’ll drink to that ...

She was reasonably priced, but not cheap.

She was available, but not slutty.

That’s my theory as to why Republicans look like shit and have awful haircuts.