I agree, it’s shameful that he felt he had to do this.

I’m glad he’s gotten over the fact that he cheated on his wife. With their nanny. That’s just how it goes sometimes? Who can predict these things? Life is a journey.

Wow I had forgotten about this movie completely. My friend and I went to see it in theaters, and even at the ripe old age of 15 we were like, “This is some bulllllllshit.”

Gabe Delahaye, formerly of one of my favorite sites Videogum, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck:

I’ll probably watch Iliza Shlesinger’s specials again instead.

Seriously.

It reminds me that clinical depression and that specific kind of desperation is often profoundly quiet. The living always say, “we had no idea.”

I’m totally role playing Gwenyth during next sexy time. “You want me to Steam my vagina? Right here? You do, don’t you! You ridiculously rich sick fuck! Stuff these Himalayan salt balls in your butt! Cleanse your sacral chakra!”

Let’s play a game. What’s the most fucked up part of this story?

I’m considering it a personal win that my 11yo (who switched schools this year and is consequently struggling in math) is blaming her old school for not having taught her the material, bc “I’m good at math - I just don’t know this part of it yet.” So grateful that all of my counterprogramming against the “math is…

I went to Baylor. My wife went to Baylor. Our kids won’t be Bears.

The first rule of Magnificent Penis Club is to tell everyone you see that you are in Magnificent Penis Club.

True fact: Kellyanne Conway was the knife he used to stab the guy.

Counter point - she is a beautiful tropical fish/musk-ox/land mermaid who’s ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.

It’s not that she isn’t smiling, it’s that the smiles are so fake and forced and as soon as she’s done with acting happy around Trumpa Loopa she goes right back to looking like a kidnapping victim

There were a few times at the DC March when people started chanting Black Lives Matter and everyone joined in with the same enthusiasm as all the other chants. It was awesome!

I for one welcome our new Russian billionaire overlords

Jesus wept indeed. That whole sentence pissed me off. Then I remembered I’m not going to the march in DC, I’m going to the one in LA. Personally I’m not that overly concerned with any one woman’s motive for being at the march. I just hope we rack up some impressive numbers and get plenty of news coverage.