Tonight’s big winner was Brad Pitt, who may never see his children again, but has clearly all ready won full custody of Hollywood.

I spend about 90% of my existence dwelling on my mistakes, then dwelling on how stupid it is to dwell on my mistakes, then beating myself up over the fact that dwelling on your mistakes/dwelling on dwelling on your mistakes is still obsessing over yourself and that makes me a fucking selfish narcissist so of course…

I think this is something that had been going on unfettered for so long that’s finally breaking the surface. I think people refused to believe it was possible for so long. Now it’s all coming out, and people are starting to get blown away by just how widespread this all was.

They are not pro-life. They are pro-blastocyst and anti-human.

No, “...can learn to speak French.” Why you gotta stereotype, bro?

Even a Cleveland Brown...

America needs a Black Megyn Kelly. She’d be like “Santa is brown; Jesus is clearly Black...”

There are no manufacturing jobs. Most of those people lost their jobs to robots.

“My son turned 10 just the other day

Is there anyone more oppressed than good looking football players that attend private schools?

It really distresses me that a call for silencing dissenting viewpoints is the top comment, especially when Noah did a beautiful job of shining a light on the vileness and senseless criticism that Lahren stands for.

At least she’s honest.

Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s…

Hell, at 19, you couldn’t have kept me off him. Jeez, at 58 I’d still hit it hard and repeatedly. The 1976 HF, natch.

Just to clarify, few to  none of those “virgins wearing wizard costumes” are virgins!

Absolutely correct. And even if you might not win your case, it can’t hurt to keep this stuff documented and even share it with female co-workers as a warning to them.

When I politely try to talk to them about it... they tell me I am being argumentative, which just drives me insane.

I have facebook posts of them being like “JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT AMAZING THINGS HE WILL DO. HE IS A TRUE LEADER AND BILLIONAIRE! HE RUNS SUCCESSFUL COMPANIES!”

It makes me want to fucking vomit directly…

So basically...men are uncontrollable rapists who will use every opportunity to assault you and you should have known that you stupid, stupid girl. But also, don’t be so mean and think all men are rapists. Obviously, calling out a man’s deplorable behavior is just as bad as the behavior itself.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows