Capitalism really does a number on some people.

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

But do you get ALL of the juice out with just your hands? You can probably only get 90% of the juice without the 2 tons of pressure. Once you’re on your 800th glass of $5 juice, you’re going to be cursing yourself because you could have gotten the machine for free by now!

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Holy shit is this an overreaction for the ages. He’s been completely awful at the plate but still owns an OPS higher than what Brian Dozier’s was 145 games into his career and is very close to Kirby Puckett’s. That in no way guarantees he’ll ever become a serviceable hitter but pump the brakes on giving up on a 23…

If tiny business suits are the only other things besides leggings in a 10 year olds wardrobe, sure? Obviously this was something that her parents should have handled, the responsibility isn’t the 10 year olds. But the fact of the matter is: when using a free ticket, you abide by the rules of the free ticket. If it…

What’s especially despicable about United is the fact that this latest jaw-dropping incident doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for the airline. It was just a couple of weeks ago that United refused to allow three young girls to board their flight, because they were wearing leggings. United didn’t apologize for that…

It’s pretty great when cheaters are exposed like this.

Asking for the purpose of a thought exercise:

The people paying them probably do, given that’s where the money to pay them with comes from.

Equal pay why? Do they generate equal revenues? If yes, then fine. If no, then you’re a bloody communist.

Just asking a question, so I’m not making any assumptions here. However, why don’t they ever take in account which gender tends to negotiate more or TRY for a higher salary? I just feel like some of these numbers could be potentially misleading without factors like that.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

Ahem,

i’ve seen this answered before, perhaps it was on Giz years ago. running is the least wet since your overall time spent in the rain is lower thus less droplets hit you and soak into your clothes.

The argument that it will be paid by visitors hold no weight. People have finite money. If you increase a fee or a tax people spend less other places. So if you are funding schools via a restaurant tax but now people spend less on that due to a new hotel tax you funded a stadium at the cost of education or whatever.