The women on our soccer and softball teams were huge handicaps. They struck out in softball (they were given 5 strikes just for being girls) often. They couldn’t field, pass, or do anything effective. I joined co-ed sports to hang with friends and co-workers but to also compete in something and try to win.

Drew’s book about being a parent is one of the best I’ve read, if only because it addresses that you’ll sometimes hate your kid and want to fight them... Only to feel like a total piece of shit for feeling that way like one minute later. Also, great anecdotes about trying and failing to be a cool dad.

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

Harper will now proceed to hit 3 home runs the rest of the year.

Chef: MY MOM

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

Well this is one establishment I shall not be patronizing.

It’s what assholes call green beans.

I think the tip was already included: 23% gratuity and a gratuity tax on top of the gratuity.

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

There was a Service Charge of 23% added so that might be the auto-gratuity added in.

You should get a divorce

the WiFi is slow as molasses

What could possibly go wrong in a game 7 versus Boston

“They told me that they wouldn’t be able to pay me for the first shoot,” Gaines said, though she did stand to make royalties and earn a second shoot if “the image does well.”

I doubt there is, because it’s not really a contiguous thing. This is from Wikipedia:

It’s not dense enough to be visible. You can only tell you’re passing through it if you drag a fine mesh net behind your boat and examine it for the bits of plastic you collect.

In general I agree with you, but this crap passed 94-1 with five non-votes. The only nay vote is Rand freakin’ Paul. So this one is on everybody.

Beavis unborn child?