The women on our soccer and softball teams were huge handicaps. They struck out in softball (they were given 5 strikes just for being girls) often. They couldn’t field, pass, or do anything effective. I joined co-ed sports to hang with friends and co-workers but to also compete in something and try to win.

Drew’s book about being a parent is one of the best I’ve read, if only because it addresses that you’ll sometimes hate your kid and want to fight them... Only to feel like a total piece of shit for feeling that way like one minute later. Also, great anecdotes about trying and failing to be a cool dad.

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

Harper will now proceed to hit 3 home runs the rest of the year.

Chef: MY MOM

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

Well this is one establishment I shall not be patronizing.

It’s what assholes call green beans.

I think the tip was already included: 23% gratuity and a gratuity tax on top of the gratuity.

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

There was a Service Charge of 23% added so that might be the auto-gratuity added in.

You should get a divorce

What could possibly go wrong in a game 7 versus Boston

“They told me that they wouldn’t be able to pay me for the first shoot,” Gaines said, though she did stand to make royalties and earn a second shoot if “the image does well.”

Everything is awful.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Because too hard and he’s closer to 1st than you and can run it himself or underhand it.

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

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