....unrelated....

That’s completely true, as long as you ignore all of the many references to opioids.

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

How soon before the Japanese eat these to extinction?

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

Way to not read or understand my comment... I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Sorry about that. I have had nothing but positive experiences associated with pills from strangers.

PABLO SANDOVAL: [salivates]

Meanwhile, the sponsored posts are healthy as ever.

Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

Hippies.

No.

I didn’t. National Anything Day is stupid and made up.

It’s fun to eat briny things.

Virtual Poker is no way to play the game. When you pluck a pigeon, you gotta stare it dead in the eyes.

Nick, this is a great article. They are an absolute blast to watch. Foul trouble for Watson and Patton doomed the Jays in the Nova game. They had a ton of momentum and a ten point lead when McDermott sat them down. Unfortunately, McDermott is one of the worst at letting guys play with two fouls in the first half and…

Nonsense.

The Cars movies have always had really weird themes and messages. I mean, in Cars 2, they think they’re sending a classic, “Be Yourself” message, but when you actually break down the film, the message becomes, “Act however you want, whenever you want, where ever you want, regardless of the situation, and if anyone…