Eli, sadly, was not invited

I take it the Krusha line didn’t go too well?

“Am I under arrest?”

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Why is this showing on my feed on 12.20.2016????

Bars close at 2:00am here.

Not really true (at least in the US/Canada) with respect to particularly violent acts that are not a part of the game.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that the lowest priced ticket isn’t actually going to go down?

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Being fairly familiar with big snakes, my mind is not blown in the least. The hell is this headline, Gizmodo?

Manufactured shortages build hype. People with too much disposable income love shit that makes them feel like they got one of the last available. That in turn makes other dipshits want it as well. Nintendo perfected this with the Wii and the new Nintendo NES Classic.

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.

Fuck yeah.

So now we’re blaming Trump on the South? K.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

Here we have another tolerant, peace loving liberal still on their 2 week “mope” period wishing horrible things on fellow countrymen. Lovely.