I lost around 40lbs by just not eating so much. It doesn’t matter in the least what you eat as long as it is reasonably nutritious and if you want to lose weight you do less of it. Exercise also helps if you have the time and a good multivitamin helps for the vitamins you left out. Diet fads are worthless. All of them.

If you hold the beryllium cover up with a screwdriver you can get the reaction to stop without any blue flashing.

That seems to me like an unacceptable number of faults. Two warranty replacements in a couple years on your model is not ok.

“Why is Arya giving Sansa shit about ruling Winterfell? They’ve just met again after years of hardships. Perhaps Arya could stay polite a bit longer instead of basically accusing her sister of undermining Jon?” 

Misdirection. They know Littlefinger is up to something, and have entered into an agreement to be at one…

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

Not to mention Paris Hilton. That’s a hotel, right?

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

I meaaaan... it IS a quite old Italian standard. It’s like the Jane of Italy...

Eh? Eh? A nudge is as good as a wink to to a blind bat!

Old lady: So tell me what made you fall in love with each other.

The only thing i’m afraid of is ruining my perfect burgers with your shoddy cooking method.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

Drown, drown, you bastard! ;)

Drown, drown, you bastard! ;)

Somehow, I am always amazed at how many people (even tech blog writers) don’t understand how evolution works. No, these lizards did not start evolving overnight.
The storm killed all the lizards that were not well adapted. The ones that survived had random adaptations that helped them. That’s regular ol’ every day…

What expecting parents haven’t had the conversation:
“I like the name ____.” “No, I know too many ____s that are assholes. What about _____?” “Umm, that’s my ex’s name. What about.......

when they say “Oxygen” they mean O2 and when they say “Water” they mean the brine solution that makes up the ocean, Captain Pedant.

I agree whole-heartedly.

I agree whole-heartedly.

That’s neat.

That’s neat.

It’s “Hoist by his own petard.” It’s Shakespeare, from Hamlet. Hoist - “to lift” and “petard” a small bomb from early gunnery weaponry. Basically, he blew himself up by his own actions. (foist doesn’t make sense, as it means “to impose something unnecessary or unwanted on another.”)