I would, however, pay tens of dollars for a beater-class 1988 Prelude with all-wheel steering.

Somebody in my family put a sign near the road that said “Thunderskull Resident’s”*

I’m an X-er and I think the spindle grille on the not-a-4Runner is the most old-lady looking thing on the road.

Exactly right. Remember when Yoda didn’t play the imp and steal Luke’s food and flashlight because he was way too mature and subversive for that kind of stuff?

Do the Eufys integrate with existing Dot networks?

Do the Eufys integrate with existing Dot networks?

Ain’t nothing wrong with shunning fast food.

That’s just weird. I live in South Louisiana and I’ve never met a person who hasn’t eaten Popeyes.

Wow. Inaccurate AND insulting. Twofer.

men are a lot of work

Fondue was a ‘60s thing that already had a comeback in the ‘90s. The ‘80s don’t even enter into it.

A trick I use to determine whether “I” or “me” is appropriate is to remove the other noun or pronoun. For example, you wouldn’t write “aimed at preventing I from getting motion sickness.”

Well that’s it, everybody. Pack it in. This one person doesn’t like these films that millions upon millions of people enjoy. He or she is tired of something that is really easy to avoid (hint: don’t read articles about it or watch the movies), so we’re gonna go ahead and shut it all down.

Work of art. Like butter sculpture is art? Like those Christmas trees made of oyster shells at my town’s craft fair are art?

Work of art. Like butter sculpture is art? Like those Christmas trees made of oyster shells at my town’s craft fair…

killing them in their place of worship is definitely A Thing and should not be downplayed

A concept that presumably took some industrious racist all of six seconds to dream up.

Here is what you do. 1. Imagine you have a college-age daughter. 2. Imagine a virtual stranger shoves your daughter’s toothbrush “where the sun don’t shine.” 3. Imagine yourself telling your daughter to “Lighten Up, Francis.” 4. Punch yourself repeatedly until you pass out.

If he was her boyfriend they could be chillin’ by the fire - WHY WE EATIN’ FONDUE?

JFC. Where do you people come from?

Well that’s completely relevant to a conversation 170-something years later.

There is no irony in wearing a Foreigner t-shirt. Every time I wear mine it feels like the first time. P.S. I saw Foreigner at a cowboy bar in 1993.