I worked at an independent video store (with 10,000 titles!) from ‘95 to ‘98 while I finished college and looked for a real job. It was super fun every day but Tuesday.

Because everyone here knows who Tupac Shakur, Elvis Presley, and Michael Jackson were. 

I would, however, pay tens of dollars for a beater-class 1988 Prelude with all-wheel steering.

I like to think of it as a suspense-thriller with magical realism dressed up as sci-fi or sort of an indie-style-psychological-terror-noir. It doesn’t really matter. If was a great film with a message.

Somebody in my family put a sign near the road that said “Thunderskull Resident’s”*

I’m an X-er and I think the spindle grille on the not-a-4Runner is the most old-lady looking thing on the road.

The Republicans hold the White House and both houses of Congress. Any failure on their part to pass bills and approve budgets is their own.

I wonder where you heard that.

She’s 47. Not impossible, but my bet is not on pregnancy.

Exactly right. Remember when Yoda didn’t play the imp and steal Luke’s food and flashlight because he was way too mature and subversive for that kind of stuff?

Do the Eufys integrate with existing Dot networks?

Do the Eufys integrate with existing Dot networks?

Sometimes I think that Disney could create a mind-reading machine and custom make everyone Star Wars movies based on their individual preferences and the next day the internet would still be full of complaints.

Nope. That’s what she looks like when she’s a mess. You should see her when she puts in a little effort.

Which late-’90s outfielder’s sunglasses did they steal to get those frames?

More like GolfPro, amirite?!?!

Ain’t nothing wrong with shunning fast food.

That’s just weird. I live in South Louisiana and I’ve never met a person who hasn’t eaten Popeyes.

Wow. Inaccurate AND insulting. Twofer.

men are a lot of work

Fondue was a ‘60s thing that already had a comeback in the ‘90s. The ‘80s don’t even enter into it.