Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

This got me good, real good.

Baron Von Cherokee of Jeep. :)

It’s always interesting to see the dull motherfuckers who constantly seem to forget where they are.

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Kristen Stewart IS Rosa Parks in “Does This Bus Go To Freedom?”

ummm, I’m not sure what exactly is wrong with your sister, that name is, AWESOME. That’s a name of a guy who knows how to party and make a bomb out of old car parts. That’s setting a kid up for success.

You should have just used Racecar backwards as a sly nod, like Heaven and Nevaeh.

“Not all snakes are poisonous, and almost all of them go out of their way to stay away from you.”

+1

I actually said to someone just yesterday how frustrating it would be to design cars for Chevy. “We really like what you did there, but if you could make it look all of our other cars, only 3 inches shorter, that would be great, mmkay.”

And then an engineer who’s never built a thing in his life to decide where to hide all the bolts so it is impossible to work on without dismantling something else.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

That’s just where Jesus picked him up and carried him.

It’s called a KILT, hello?

Right? Even I was surprised that that typo skirted by the kinja police!