My stance is that I can teach myself good habits, but I cannot teach other people good habits. The entire premise of the article is about buying a Tile as a gift for someone who loses things. You and a couple of others seem to be of a mind that instead of giving the Tile as a gift, I should wrap a nice hot cup of…

My man knows what’s up.

It is hard enough changing one’s own behavior. Trying to change another person’s behavior is nearly impossible.

That’s the problem. It is that hard for those people. Do you think they like feeling frustrated? I can assure you they do not.

You would.

Your solution is a dumb one. Forget where you put stuff? Just remember where you put it and then you won’t have forgotten!

Great idea. And all you people with paralysis should have habits and routines that make it so your legs work.

I figure if you’re going to poison yourself you might as well do it proper. Plus, mercury boils at a perfect 350 Fahrenheit.

Skip the aluminum. Boil up some mercury and get that shit right.

A trick I use to determine whether “I” or “me” is appropriate is to remove the other noun or pronoun. For example, you wouldn’t write “aimed at preventing I from getting motion sickness.”

Well that’s it, everybody. Pack it in. This one person doesn’t like these films that millions upon millions of people enjoy. He or she is tired of something that is really easy to avoid (hint: don’t read articles about it or watch the movies), so we’re gonna go ahead and shut it all down.

I wonder how many takes it took to get the silly string to hang perfectly from his nose.

Work of art. Like butter sculpture is art? Like those Christmas trees made of oyster shells at my town’s craft fair are art?

Work of art. Like butter sculpture is art? Like those Christmas trees made of oyster shells at my town’s craft fair…

These two $1000 things are exactly alike!

killing them in their place of worship is definitely A Thing and should not be downplayed

How could I forget about the Hanks clause? It’s just like in Apollo 13 when he told Houston that they had a problem and as it turns out they really DID have a problem. Giant bats.

A concept that presumably took some industrious racist all of six seconds to dream up.

Are you people using a different definition for “successful” of which I am not aware? Love them or hate them, Apple is literally full of success. They make a shiny, people see the shiny, people say “ooh I want the shiny,” people buy the shiny. Rinse, repeat, build up a cash reserve of $250 billion. If only we were all…

Did you just say that Apple’s marketing strategy is not impressive? About 10 years ago they convinced EVERYBODY that they need a smartphone. Android has been a “me too” product from the beginning, and owes virtually all of its success to being the alternative to iPhone and iOS. Perhaps Apple’s new marketing strategy…