There’s a lot wrong with that. Alabama isn’t anywhere near Cajun country. It’s as if you said “he grew up in New York, so he’s really good at a Boston accent.”

“A Prayer,” by Bobbythunderskull

Spoilers: Yes it does.

I imagined Sam Rockwell the entire time I read the book, all the while realizing that Moon was too thematically similar for him to be a viable candidate for the film adaptation.

That’s not how grammar works.

Kinda the opposite of worst case Saskatchewan, I’m guessing.

A new man rich in dandism and sports?

Around my house we always refer to things as “as Canadian as basketball.”

Think of the way that young people say the word “button” and seethe.

The car is two years old. Obviously it’s his beater.

I always base my reaction to the outcome of sporting contests on historical events that didn’t affect me personally, as they were sorted out decades before I was born. Who doesn’t?

I don’t want a “good guy” to figure it all out, unless you consider Tyrion a “good guy.”

Just read this guy’s Wikipedia. What an underachiever. Do something with your life, Melvin!

Death from the Trend absolutely works for a whatever-has-replaced-emo band.

Sir Escort of Ford, Count Dodge Dakota . . .

What all does “vibing on some records” entail? What’s the median hourly wage for said vibing?

Maybe the answer is just have one kid? I have one and he is the best thing ever. Period.

I chose not to compete in all of them.

One day you’ll wake up and realize it’s all been a dream.

Nice try monsters. No way I’m making it easier for you to see when I’m not completely covered.

Nice try monsters. No way I’m making it easier for you to see when I’m not completely covered.