Here’s a list of people who also do not shut up:

A giraffe’s life expectancy in captivity is about 28 years. This picture of an adult giraffe was taken 22 years ago. I don’t find that depressing at all. The fact that if we don’t clean up our act giraffes will only exist in zoos soon ... now that’s depressing.

Whoosh! Right over your head.

Man, what’s with all of these conservatives and their 100% across the board generalization?

Hi Apple! I’m Orange. Nice to meet you.

No, they employ talented people like Darby to create ambitious designs then accounting takes a look at it and says “sweet wheels bro, but imma cut back on all the cool to keep the price low.”

I have a Fūl 15-inch laptop bag I picked up at Target of all places. It’s heavy, but it is sturdy and provides a great deal of protection, plus a ton of pockets. None of the current models seem to have as many outside pockets as mine. This one is the closest available now, but not quite the same http://www.ful.com/deta…

I have a Fūl 15-inch laptop bag I picked up at Target of all places. It’s heavy, but it is sturdy and provides a…

You know what other arthropods climb trees? Pretty much every insect and arachnid ever.

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‘bee hotels’

Chrstnaz jst tryn 2 tk up < spc on th web

It depends. Can you aim the fucking bow?

I appreciate a dude who uses “myriad” as an adjective.

I saw it in 3D with no forewarning about replacement characters. I thought the CG Leia and Tarkin were both just awful. Maybe the breadth of people’s uncanny valleys are variable? Loved the movie, though.

We end up paying for those people one way or another. If the drug addict guy has affordable medical care early on, maybe we won’t have all of the crimes he commits or the cost of imprisoning him later. If the overweight person can see a doctor regularly, maybe we won’t have to pay his disability payments when he gets…

None of the following statements are true for me, but could be said by other people.

Nine years ago my wife and I went to a regular hospital with honest-to-God nurses and doctors. She got an epidural, labored for several hours, then my son came out of her you-know-where and peed on her. The end.

I would gladly drive a Jaguar if it had a real jaguar for an engine and it cost $12.

Plain old Levi’s 501 fit me best.

Plain old Levi’s 501 fit me best.

Also the first names pitched to Walt Disney for the dwarves in Snow White. He knew to hold out for a little better.