I fashioned mine into a hauberk for my pet hamster, Fluffy Oakenshield . I told him it was forged from mithril. He doesn’t know any better.

I fashioned mine into a hauberk for my pet hamster, Fluffy Oakenshield . I told him it was forged from mithril. He…

I wouldn’t have thought there was enough meat left on him to fill a can.

While my intuition, too, tells me that the market is near saturation for wearables at their current state of functionality, I refuse to accept the results of the “nobody I know” survey. Apple and Samsung have billions invested in the concept. I doubt they did it on a hunch.

Thanks for your thorough scientific analysis. According to my observations around the office, 100% of the American public wants the LSU Tigers to “geaux.”

That strawman you built is very snobby.

Kurtz is scarier than a giant monkey.

rock

You must be mistaken. There were no sequels.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet: I will end you.

Looks awesome.

That’s the kind of inside knowledge I come here to read.

The Dumbo reference is a bit of a stretch.

lol

I see that your type of “logic” is why America lost the election.

What if one is a citizen by birth but does not speak English? What if one is a legal alien, but does not speak English? What if one is more comfortable speaking and reading Spanish and wants to learn what is going on at the White House?

No. Just because you’re too fucking lazy to learn another language does not put the onus on the rest of the world to learn yours.

Your lawn must be teeming with no-good kids.

Authentic frontier gibberish!