Is this Gizmodo now? Will you guys just find something cool or pretty every day then pick it apart? It’s tiresome.

It’s just you. The video is pretty cute.

He spared no expense.

The books, in the same vein as the Harry Potter books, start kind of “Addams Family dark” and end up legitimately dark.

actor-in-get-up

it’s hard to do better than Jim Carrey’s great performance

low individual performance and organizational redundancies

And the “dude you’re getting a Dell” dude played a drunk cab driver earlier this year.

Tilapia are non-native species that wreak havoc on local ecosystems when they get out of contained areas.

Thems a lotta leaps of logic there, Buddy.

I feel sorry for you if you are so anti-intellectual as to believe that a person who has devoted his entire life to pursuing knowledge and sharing his passion with people is “an idiot.”

literally every man, ever

Psst... you obviously didn’t know my grandparents. My grandmother had a South Central Bell rotary anvil on her hall table from before my birth (a pretty long time ago) until she passed on in the early aughts.

I WILL NOT CHILL. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOUR STRIKING ABILITIES ARE ATROCIOUS.

What year did you get your Ph. D. from Columbia?

Well ... On one hand you have an almost-universally-beloved doctor of astronomy who hosts his own radio show, has hosted a television series, is the director of a world-class planetarium and founded the department of astrophysics at the American Museum of Natural History (got all those details from Wikipedia). And…

As long as they display a distinct bias toward my choice of candidate(s) they can call themselves whatever they want.

Shhh. Don’t you worry your pretty little head about that.

Oh, fellow!

This is the only response.