I can’t speak to its quality because it’s not been shipped yet, but I backed this product on Kickstarter because it looks to have solved a couple of the problems I’ve had with rigid minimalist wallets.

I can’t speak to its quality because it’s not been shipped yet, but I backed this product on Kickstarter because it…

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

This is great, because it will never ever come across as creepy. Especially when I volunteer at the senior’s center.

Did she stiff you on a tip? Cut you off in traffic? Kick your dog?

Humans are, quite literally, festering piles of goo, yet it’s okay to kiss them in all kinds of unmentionable places.

It’s only fair that you should also advise people to beat you when you engage in unwanted behavior. I’d be happy to hit you if I saw you hit a dog.

Glad they got their 12-year-old nephew to do the illustration for the poster.

As I understand it, its “current state” still makes it way more reliable than a human driver.

I, having once been an adolescent jerk, am even refraining from offering to beat Dyne as a counterpoint to exhorting the parents of the offending child to beat him or her.

I typed “no chill” into Google and it brought me to this comment. Seriously. You’re going to give yourself a coronary caring about how other people spend their money.

Counterpoint: I like black cars and I don’t care what color other people’s cars are because they are not mine.

I always hate it when my weather forecaster is too attractive. That’s why I will only get my barometric pressures and temperatures from good ol’ Willard Scott.

No. It prompts a question. Begging a question is something else entirely. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_t…

I have one of these and I like it very much - especially the single serving cup. That being said: it does trap a lot of funk in that empty handle cavity and I wish the jar were glass.

I have one of these and I like it very much - especially the single serving cup. That being said: it does trap a lot…

Listen here, Arnold Benedict. Where were you when Lincoln started WWI by letting female slaves vote?

I love the last three sentences of this comment so much that I became a Mormon so I can marry them all.

I hate my job most days. I am not a musician or writer like I wanted to be. My kid has a roof above his head and food in the fridge. I made the right choice.

My family has a new chiweenie rescue that bit me on the nose last night.

I feel like if you’re commenting on an article and intending for other people to read your comment, you should have a basic command of the language. I don’t see it as discrimination.