Glad we got some confirmation on that. His actual actions weren’t really evidence enough.

You can finally throw away those Oakleys.

This is pretty damning. That’s an Apple ad on the left and a Samsung patent drawing on the right (according to MacRumors).

How long before baseball dads are wearing knockoff versions?

Make it Pyrë and you’ve got yourself a winner.

It’s okay because his grandpa was from Poland.

I need a specific example. Like, could gasoline destroy iron bars? Could kerosene disintigrate aluminum posts? Could diesel deform titanium joists? Something like that.

You picked the un-funniest example of Bloom County ever to illustrate this.

Verizon might well ban me if I kept calling and harassing somebody over and over. I could be arrested for it in a lot of places.

I wish you were born 50 years earlier, too. Then there is a good chance that I would not have had to read this post.

Shame on a news channel for reporting something that happened. Don’t they realize that it doesn’t jibe with my personal political philosophy?

Virtue signaling

Did she stiff you on a tip? Cut you off in traffic? Kick your dog?

I know many women who keep phones in their bras due to lack of pockets.

Humans are, quite literally, festering piles of goo, yet it’s okay to kiss them in all kinds of unmentionable places.

It’s only fair that you should also advise people to beat you when you engage in unwanted behavior. I’d be happy to hit you if I saw you hit a dog.

I think you misspelled “manssiere.”

Glad they got their 12-year-old nephew to do the illustration for the poster.

Doing nothing is still doing something.

hearth attack