“Hmm. After a long and storied career, my skills are not what they once were. I think I will go home and have a cry on my giant pile of money.”

As an LSU graduate, I can certainly attest to the fact that you don’t have a football team.

So let me get this straight. Guy Fieri (pronounced with a “D”), who has a gimmicky shtick visible from orbit, is complaining about Tony Bourdain’s equally-irritating shtick?

I am not a “car person” but that is, perhaps, the most beautiful automobile I have ever seen. I’ll take two in black.

I agree. I like my steak medium rare, but with no pink.

You can be my wingman anytime, InsertBullets.

Seems legit.

I genuinely had a difficult time deciphering that sentence. Still not sure what “off” means.

forfe the neck/head back and up, especially ina belly flop type of off.

He’s stuck around in the majors for two decades with a dismal lifetime ERA of over 4, a near break-even record and only 1,500 Ks. I want to like him for his tenacity, but he just comes across as a clueless douche.

Not gonna lie, I would eat a dark chocolate brownie with sour cream on purpose.

We’ll start saying “soda” when you motherfuckers learn how to say “pecan” correctly. ;)

I bet that would actually taste pretty good.

I want to believe it. It’s actually kind of sweet and romantic in a weird way.

And yet you continue to try to justify the unjustifiable.

You continue to get more wrong. I’m a middle aged guy from a working class background. I know people who have mental retardation that have more capacity for human kindness than you will ever know or deserve. And they deserve way more dignity than you afford them by using them as a punchline.

Here’s the difference between you and a person who has decreased mental function: a person who has decreased mental function still has the capacity to be a good person.

Fuck you and fuck your fucking attitude toward people with cognitive disabilities and fuck you for fucking throwing around the term “PC” like a fucking entitled piece of fucking shit when someone calls you out for your bullshit.

I was recently in Ottawa and was amused to find that butter chicken curry is practically the official dish of the city. Almost every restaurant, including the poutine joint near my hotel, had some variety of it.

I’m not trying to be a jerk, but I get my kid to eat veggies by saying: “here kid, eat these veggies.”