I wondered what exactly he had in mind when he ordered whiskey. Crown? Bushmills? Jack Daniel’s? Please, for the love of all that is deliciously oak-aged, just say the name of the product you want!

I thought the same. I usually do the opposite - a larger percentage on a small order. If I go out for lunch and get a bill for $9.50, I’ll leave $2. If it’s above $12 or so, I usually just double the 9% sales tax.

The casual use of that word is what you need to drop.

Jeez, Dad. You are SO embarrassing!

Well if the best thing you can say about Trump is that he’s an entertaining liar then ... I guess I’ll go with the old Communist?

Glad I read all the posts before I fired up the Google machine to look for oh_honey.gif

That movie is a classic. I watch it every couple of years and it never fails to pick up my mood.

Yep.

Make sure the band is a quartet for ultimate irony.

Was it funny then?

That is a quality motor. I would drive it proudly.

embodiment of the phrase, “Lady, suck a lemon and unpucker your mouth.”

Mishandled on all sides except the delivery driver who asked for payment and got pinned to the refrigerator by his or her neck. And the police who responded to a complaint and got verbally and physically threatened. So, yeah - mishandled by the old guy who stole food and tried to beat people up.

I have. You’re right that I didn’t take children with disabilities into consideration when I made that blanket statement.

It’s not about food. It’s about testing boundaries. It’s okay for a kid to go hungry for a day. If they pitch a shit fit and you give in an hour later and give them mac and cheese, they’ve won and you’ve lost.

Kids are only picky eaters if you let them be.

That’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

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Did she read back over this fifth-grade, ABCB bullshit and go, “Gotta drop these quatrains while they’re hot! You’re welcome, dad?”

I don’t think you know what that word means. (Hint: NOT Kid Rock)